Tebowing is So Last Season

I've been an Avs fan since I was 7 years old -- since the Avs moved from Quebec to Colorado in 1995. And yes, this is relevant. Hockey brings me happiness. I have proof. 2004-2005 remains a dark year, as I had a whole bunch of pent up aggression that didn't have a healthy outlet. Namely, there was no NHL hockey season that year, so I was unable to scream, curse or throw objects at the TV. Since its return, Avalanche hockey is bliss, even if this is their first decent season in a long while.

And let me just say, if you aren't an Avs fan, you should be. Need proof?

With rumors that Peyton Manning may be coming to Denver this year, Tebow is out. Which also means that "Tebowing" is also out.

Let me suggest a new trend. Let's call it "Landeskoging."